A kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is an Iowa Hawkeye.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Hawkeyes too.
No one really knows what a Hawkeye is, but wanting to be like their teacher
their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however,
one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not
a Hawkeye."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why, I'm a proud Iowa Cyclone," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Kristen why she is a Cyclone.
"Well, my mom and dad are Cyclone, so I'm a Cyclone too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your
mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Hawkeye."
GO CYCLONES!!
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